Evolution of Haricutting
From Kamruddin nayi (barber) @ Jhansi , Uttar Pradesh India to Aveda Hair Cutting Institute Minneapolis , Minnesota , USA ..its been quite a journey ....coming to think of it all the barbers and the barbarians :-) {female barbers } i went to signify a lot of important phases in my life ....
From our very loving , homely local kamruddin nayi ..who gave me and my sister exact same hair cut as he would give to any of the guys in our locality to Ghadse Aunty and Jumrani which were our first attempts at getting stylised ..though we would always lack the motivation and the urge to ask them to make it actually stylised ....that were our first attempts to look city like while sticking to what we were ..Gaonwale stuck in middle of nowhere in a town called Jhansi ...
Then came hyderabad ..where ppl charged so exhorbitantly and did no better than my small modest town Jhansi ...and then came the realisation that everything from now onwards would be charged ..even if the hairdresser was making a chit chat with you ..that was added to your bills ..nthin came free from now on ..and no one was actually meaning it when they were asking you how you were ...but still we are Indians and although we dnt mean to do it ..we are always genuinely interested in others affairs ..and so I will not call all of it a fake ..
Then came Rourkela..back to being in town ...Going to beauty parlours with friends where each was trying to look better than the other ...it was great fun ...once me and Aritra got the exact same haircut ..got quite a laugh for that in our daily mess chit chat ...!!! ..At that point it was all about friends and not about the beauty parlour ladies ...
And Now coming back to the land of Uncle sam ...attempts at trying to be American ...the first time around that I went for an haircut ..I was plain tense though it was just a haircut ..no thats not it ..it was haircut in a different country all together ....Used to the Indian way of haircut I nicely took a hairbath and went out into the chilling cold...5 mins down the line I felt my hair getting heavy and to my utter dismay my hair had all been coated with layers of ice..the water in my hair had frozen..!!!! It was only later that I realised that they give you a shampoo when you get there ..you dnt have to do that ...Nyways I made it there and then came the need to make the all american small talk ..ask any Indian to do that ..we cannot .....all the people around me where discussing everything with these hairdressers ..how on earth do you do that ..eveything done ..haircut over ..I forgot to tip ..!!! Big Blunder ..nobody does that ...
Ya but then its been a year now and this time around I just new exactly the right things to do and say ..not very well though ..still I can give a pat on my back and say ..I say Good Job buddy ..!!!
God knows which other hairdresses life will take me too..!!!
I decided to name my autobiography " i survive " ..if i survive the travails in the land of uncle sam ..this blog is my prelude to that..
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Sunday, September 23, 2007
Saturday, September 30, 2006
Some sane person gave this answer to the unending spam mails that we get daily ..
I want to thank all my friends and other unknown
people who have
forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004 &
2005 and 2006.
Because of your kindness:
I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out
that it's good only for
removing
toilet stains.
I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting
on a needle infected
with AIDS
I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using
deodorants because they
cause
cancer.
I also stopped answering the phone for fear that
they may ask me to
dial a
stupid number and then I get a phone bill from
hell with calls to
Uganda ,
Singapore and Tokyo.
I also stopped drinking water outside for fear
that I will get
sick from
the rat shit and urine.
When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl,
no matter how hot she
is, for
fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me,
then take my kidneys
and leave
me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce
account. A sick girl
that was
about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.
(Poor girl! she's been
7 since
1993...)
My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did
the free passes for a
paid
vacation to Disneyland.
Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those
Dalai Lama, Ganesh
Vandana,
Tirupathi Balaji pics etc..
Now most of those "Wishes" are already married
(to someone else)!
You can add your own notes based on your similar
experience and send
them to
your friends.
If ORKUT deletes my account, it doesn't matter
BUT PLEASE DON'T SEND me
"Orkut is
deleting accounts: Due to sudden rush..."
Otherwise I'll delete my
E-Mail
account!
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you do not send this e-mail to at least 913760
people in the next 10
seconds,
a bird will shit on your head today at 6:30 p.m.
###############################################
Give me a break!!
I want to thank all my friends and other unknown
people who have
forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004 &
2005 and 2006.
Because of your kindness:
I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out
that it's good only for
removing
toilet stains.
I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting
on a needle infected
with AIDS
I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using
deodorants because they
cause
cancer.
I also stopped answering the phone for fear that
they may ask me to
dial a
stupid number and then I get a phone bill from
hell with calls to
Uganda ,
Singapore and Tokyo.
I also stopped drinking water outside for fear
that I will get
sick from
the rat shit and urine.
When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl,
no matter how hot she
is, for
fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me,
then take my kidneys
and leave
me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce
account. A sick girl
that was
about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.
(Poor girl! she's been
7 since
1993...)
My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did
the free passes for a
paid
vacation to Disneyland.
Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those
Dalai Lama, Ganesh
Vandana,
Tirupathi Balaji pics etc..
Now most of those "Wishes" are already married
(to someone else)!
You can add your own notes based on your similar
experience and send
them to
your friends.
If ORKUT deletes my account, it doesn't matter
BUT PLEASE DON'T SEND me
"Orkut is
deleting accounts: Due to sudden rush..."
Otherwise I'll delete my
account!
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you do not send this e-mail to at least 913760
people in the next 10
seconds,
a bird will shit on your head today at 6:30 p.m.
##############################
Give me a break!!
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
Mafia
Found out this really cool game out here . This game involves a mixture of psychology and debating skills . In all great fun to pass time on weekends ..
Check out this link ...This game is supposed to have originated at princeton ..
http://www.princeton.edu/~mafia/rules.htm
Found out this really cool game out here . This game involves a mixture of psychology and debating skills . In all great fun to pass time on weekends ..
Check out this link ...This game is supposed to have originated at princeton ..
http://www.princeton.edu/~mafia/rules.htm
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